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Report to the Commander-in-Chief

Your Majesty,

sniper mission accomplished.

 

The guilty party, accused and convicted

as criminals making a mess at your garden -

authorship and production of crop circles,

as the only one possible who is applicable -

Mr. Lightning von Discharge,

hand in hand in collaboration with  

Mrs. Electricity von Thunderstorm,

sometimes using really qualified help

of extremely tricky and complicated

interference and resonance processes.

 

Exposed forever, forced to admit

under the weight of irrefutable evidence

proving culpability beyond any doubt.

 

Classic police forces will be never able to catch them,

or prevent them in any way from their crimes.

Their propagation velocity rounds 1/3 - 2/3c,

police velocity rounds 1/million c.

(c - that same c from E=mc², some Einstein announced).

 

Never will be anybody able to inhibit them from doing that,

they will be laughing at whole mankind forever,

like guilties in many other cases

and continue to commit their crimes.

 

They are using one of the most complicated, most sophisticated

also most interesting form of

Natural Mimicry existed ever, because:

All that named regular patterns really appear

in the field almost never immediately,

but many days after they were really created

in the raster contained from crop stalks, ie

possibly say "stored", "recorded", "registered"

or "exposed", "photographed" there.

 

The words "photographed" or "exposed" are matching really good

because immediately after that became a long "silent period"

during that is in action "natural developer" (see archeology), several weeks,

and during that seemingly nothing happens.

In fact, plants affected by electricity,

gradually weaken such a long time, but so intensively,

that are not able hold up their own weight, thus bend to the ground.

 

On that point may sometimes happen a Domino Effect,

thanks to that

bending may happen in a really short time,

shapes of not very accurately generated pattern can be a little more refined

and the shape edges may thus become a little more sharp.

 

During the bending of all that stalks there was not in action

any "unexplainable", "incomprehensible", "unknown", "mystery" force.

Not even any other force, than their own weight,

at most highered due to a moisture from morning dew or rain.

(for instance weight of wheat crops my be thanks to the rain highered

more five million kilograms on a square kilometer)

 

That is why quick bending to the ground

may sometimes start without

any unnecessary additional external force or pulse.

May be started even without well known "Butterfly",

because weakened stalks, hardly holding upright their own weight

start at first slowly inclinate to the ground,

and sometime some of them exceed certain characteristic maximum angle,

which its weakened tissues in the bottom of the stalks are still able

 to keep at least partially upright position,

and as opposite to precedent happenings

 is their bending to the ground from that point much more faster.

At the same time affects one or more others,

thereby to start the Domino Effect (snowball effect, chain reaction),

and the entire weakened structure of the stalks

falls to the ground like a house of cards.

 

Weight of upright standing corn stalks

is contained in their structure as well as their potential energy,

(mgh, where h is 1/2 the average height of stalks)

and stalks lying at the ground it equals to zero.

These are a few kWh per square kilometer.

 

A secondary form of that Natural Mimicry is,

that they are not at all only the cause

of all that named regullar patterns,

(several thousand sq. meters yearly).

The electricity of Lightning Discharges is also one of the foremost cause

of every damaged, weakened and wholly normal, common,

quite irregularly lodged (damaged, weakened) crop round the whole world,

which does not create any regular patterns.

Also most often appearing many days after the thunderstorm ,

that storm, whose lightning electricity caused all that damage,

 

Nobody has ever even occur to

that almost the only possible cause of all that stalks bending

would be a storm that took place before many weeks,

more precisely just one of its lightning into the field.

First of all, because the crop often begins bending to the ground

in the course of the most beautiful weather,

what the farmers can just wish for the purposes of crop growing,

and just after the storm, in a cursory inspection of the crop field

everything appeared even several days

to seemingly as if absolutely nothing happened.

 

It is possible estimated approximately one million sq. kilometers

of damaged and on the ground surace lying crop annually.

 

One of the greatest Nature joke made ever

from the whole shocked and perplexed mankind.

Certainly not the last joke,

more surprises will continue.

 

So called hoaxers, or circle-makers, circle-makers

(liers, falsifiers or forgers, in fact deeply mentally ill people),

would be "rewarded" and eliminated one by one,

during any of their random real meeting

with the only one legitimate author, negotiated.

He would "shake their hands" during that.

 

Whoever is not making some useful work in a crop field

may make angry the natural forces

by any unnecessary activity in crop field,

because in the crop field should actually occur only such a person,

who is performing something useful there.

 

UFOs, flying saucers and aliens (extraterrestrials, E.T.) detected to be only

declarators of theirselves to be crop circles authors and makers.

Also criminal delicts - lying, injurious falsehood,

falsification, plagiarism and hoax.

 

Liquidation negotiated with lightning,

in a very similar way like circle-makers,

nobody never will be sorry for aliens.

 

With respect, significantly Yours,

Man in Black (and White - Photographer),

Lone-wolf sniper,

getting back to his mountain lair,

 

Brewer - Chef Agent 008, James Blond.

 

P.S.

Would you be so kind, please,

and give an order to your liege people,

to make an aliens, Flying Saucers and UFOs census,

because Mr. Lightning will soon start

to liquidate that UFOs, Flying Saucers and aliens willingly,

one by one,

numbering millions daily?

Maybe, that this time is one of the last chance to count them all,

because their quantity will soon decrease rapidly

(as negotiated with His Masters Lightning, too)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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